2011 Classic: The Melancholia Fan

They don’t change the bulb; they just sit and wait for a rogue planet to hit the house.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

How many sales directors does it take to change a light bulb? Non...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero02/20/2003 19:23I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Space_Jam_Lola12/31/1999 18:16Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Loituma_Girl02/08/2006 23:32Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Ermahgerd_Girl02/21/2001 04:04ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Banner_Exchange06/18/2005 21:58Click my banner for more laughs!