2004 Classic: The Mean Girls Doctrine

I now know that “fetch” is never going to happen, and I’m terrified of what might be written about me in a Burn Book.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

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@WebTV_Viewer10/10/2012 15:07Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@AOL_Instant_Msg08/06/2011 13:40I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@GG_WP_9811/15/1998 06:25Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Happy_Tree_Fans08/18/2000 05:13So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@iPhone_User_0710/10/2001 23:16There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Tablet_User_1004/05/2002 00:53Tapping my way to a good mood.