2004 Vintage: The Mean Girl

“You can’t sit with us… because it’s too dark and your bulb is vintage.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

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@DialUp_Dreamer04/15/2011 00:58Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Project_Mayhem10/07/2011 02:12Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Marla_Singer_Fan05/26/2001 16:21A joke for the end of the world.

@Me_Gusta_Face10/16/2003 11:43Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Net_Neutrality07/07/2012 21:27Equality for all jokes!