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2003 Vintage: The “Me Against the Music”

 Britney and Madonna in a tunnel. It’s like a passing of the torch, but with more synchronized dancing.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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@StreetFighter_Ken07/11/2015 04:20Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Home_Alone_Kevin12/20/2007 00:17Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/24/2008 08:45Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Snake_Game_Pro07/02/1996 20:47I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/13/2006 09:21Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Gnutella_User05/31/2010 10:18Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Sion_Partier01/23/1997 18:52The last city on Earth loves this one!
@StoneCold_31605/01/2005 11:06And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Jackass_Johnny06/28/2006 21:44Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@WordPress_Fan_0307/03/2003 14:49The best thing since version 1.0!

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