2012 Vintage: The Mayan Force Majeure

Why did the lawyer love the 2012 apocalypse prophecy? Because he finally found a “statute of limitations” that applied to everyone equally.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Fresh_Prince_9008/24/2010 12:47In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Married_With_Kids07/11/1996 05:44Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Scanner_Darkly07/19/1996 07:02I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Bernie_Mittens02/23/2008 08:08I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Under_Const_Gif08/17/1995 12:33This site is never finished... with humor!

@Tuenti_Specialist08/24/2014 21:00A classic from the Spanish web too!