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2007 Classic: The Mattel “Recall”

Why did it affect sports? Because in 2007, everything from toys to jerseys seemed to have lead paint, proving that even our merch was dangerous.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready11/15/2002 00:21If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Ebay_Sniper05/13/2012 07:15Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Full_House_Lover04/09/2013 00:56You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Britney_Spears_Fan04/24/2001 08:03Oops, I laughed again!
@Nsync_Justin02/18/2013 19:45Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Titanic_Jack06/16/1996 13:35I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam08/02/2005 21:50I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Campus_King08/03/1999 21:53The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Emule_Donkey05/12/2002 09:11Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Trinity_Matrix01/11/2015 02:07Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

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