I asked my surgeon how precise he is. He said, “I’m like the Mars Rover. I can operate from another room using a joystick, but if the signal drops, you might end up with a crater in your spleen.”
Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
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The Busy Specialist
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42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
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The Final Checkup
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!