A couple celebrates 60 years. The press asks the secret. The husband says, “We go to a romantic restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and a walk home.” The reporter says, “That’s lovely! What days?” He says, “She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
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