Why was David Beckham’s eye bleeding? Because Sir Alex Ferguson kicked a shoe in the locker room and accidentally hit the most famous face in the world.
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Silently laughing in the snow.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!