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2003 Classic: The Manchester United “Boot” Incident

Why was David Beckham’s eye bleeding? Because Sir Alex Ferguson kicked a shoe in the locker room and accidentally hit the most famous face in the world.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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