I’ve been staring at these green dots for three days and I still don’t see a sailboat, I just have a headache.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
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Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Plug and Play laughter!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!