Why was everyone moving in perfect synchronization? Because in 1996, there was no escape. It was the first mass-market algorithm used to control human limb movements.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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