2021 Classic: The Luke

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9904/18/2008 00:25I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Msdos_Expert05/23/1996 05:54DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Gnutella_User02/17/2003 16:24Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Cyber_Security_X01/26/2003 18:33Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan02/09/2003 12:29Silently laughing in the snow.

@Rugrats_Tommy09/04/2005 12:04A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@CatDog_Alone10/20/1996 21:02One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@HotBot_User10/13/2002 07:06Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Warcraft_Orc06/03/1997 17:06Work, work... and laugh, laugh!