2012 Archive: The Looper Brain-Twist

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a young Bruce Willis. I spent two hours looking at his prosthetic nose instead of the plot.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

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Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was ...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken11/03/2008 23:37Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Beavis_Butthead05/11/2007 05:53Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/03/2004 14:57I am crying... with laughter!

@Lock_Stock_Two02/10/2011 22:21It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Austin_Powers_Y10/09/2007 06:35Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!