I’m “buffering” my social skills.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.