Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “phases” checked.
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I choose to believe it’s funny.