What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.”
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In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
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