What do you call a bee that’s a messy eater? A “fumble-bee.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!