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2009 Classic: The Lion

 I’m “pride-ful.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/11/2008 20:45Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Angelfire_User02/26/1995 14:41Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan12/16/2009 01:14Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@QuickTime_Viewer12/08/2004 10:03Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@CRT_Degauss10/25/1998 12:51BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/20/2005 03:33I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/22/2009 22:57May I suggest another joke, sir?
@I_See_What_You02/22/2004 01:48I see what you did there. Clever!

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