“Ohana means family.” “And family means nobody gets left behind… except for you if you don’t hurry up, we’re late for the wedding.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
... (Laughter in silence).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Click my banner for more laughs!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!