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2019 Archive: The Library

 Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Audiobooks” that allowed people to learn the law without paying his “reading fee.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level12/06/2011 10:36There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Sion_Partier10/20/2001 22:12The last city on Earth loves this one!
@AllYourBase_9912/03/2000 11:37All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/19/1998 18:48This joke is an Epic Win!
@Troll_Face_Real04/11/2009 22:13Problem? No, just laughs!
@iPhone_User_0701/31/2000 00:51There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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