2012 Vintage: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “2012 Survival Guide” that didn’t include his phone number.

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@ICQ_Master9904/27/2009 18:30Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@WinAmp_Shaker10/22/1998 08:15It really whips the llama's ass!

@Butthead_Uhhh03/22/2006 05:32Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Pretty_In_Pink06/15/2001 23:43Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/02/2013 18:46I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Bernie_Mittens09/03/2009 01:48I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.