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1998 Vintage: The Lewinsky “Talking Points”

Why were they so controversial? Because in Washington, “Writing it down” is the second-worst thing you can do, right after “Saying it out loud.”

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9810/29/2015 13:13Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@SpiderMan_Tobey02/23/1995 20:56With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Toy_Story_Woody06/03/1998 22:12There is a joke in my boot!
@Gladiator_Proximo03/22/2005 08:35Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Floppy_Fanatic11/23/2015 05:27Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@He_Man_Power07/07/2011 13:04I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Wall_Post_Hero03/15/2002 04:43Posting this to my own wall right now!

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