2001 Vintage: The Legally Blonde Motto

“What, like it’s hard?” became the official response to every minor achievement in my life.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

@Msdos_Commander10/16/2015 06:09C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@ChatRoom_Queen05/19/2013 08:47A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/17/2000 18:33That still only counts as one laugh!

@Floppy_Fanatic08/23/2005 12:10Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@WiFi_Zero_One06/01/2005 07:49Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Cow_And_Chicken04/23/2002 18:45Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Retweet_King08/12/2008 03:36RT if you think this is funny!