Why did law school applications spike in 2001? Because thousands of people thought “The Delta Nu” defense would actually work in a murder trial.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
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Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
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