1997 Classic: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me alone, I’m playing Snake!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Quake_Fragger12/30/1995 06:41M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Diablo_Cow_Level12/05/2003 10:49There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@DVD_Collector06/20/2013 17:02Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan05/08/2013 22:37I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Baxter_The_Dog08/10/1996 09:51Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Flickr_User_0407/10/2015 20:05A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.