1995 Archive: The Launch of the USS John C. Stennis

Why do we need more Supercarriers? To ensure that the U.S. can deliver “Diplomacy” at 30 knots to any coastline in the world.

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@CyberSteve12/03/2001 19:07Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Encarta_User07/25/2010 15:22I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Oracle_Says12/06/2008 06:47I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Infoseek_Explorer04/28/2003 09:56Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Futurama_Fry_M07/07/2000 15:13Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.