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2006 Legacy: The Launch of PlayStation 3

 Why did it cost $599? Because Sony included a Blu-ray player and “Giant Enemy Crabs,” and they were shocked when we all decided that having a kidney was more important than “true HD” gaming.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja11/19/2011 18:17Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@PalmPilot_Pro05/23/1997 08:04Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@SimCity_Mayor01/07/1998 14:33Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Myspace_First_Friend06/28/2012 10:39I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Delicious_Links11/15/1999 11:10Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Captain_Obvious03/20/2013 10:11This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/26/2002 06:37Heh heh heh. Good one.

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