Why did we go under the sea? Because 2007 taught us that “A man chooses, a slave obeys,” and that giant guys in diving suits are surprisingly protective of little girls with needles.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2012 Legacy: The Launch of the iPad Mini
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2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump
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2012 Classic: The Launch of Google Drive
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2014 Legacy: Interstellar Premiere
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2014 Classic: The Steam Summer Sale
Why were our wallets crying? Because in 2014, buying games we wo...read more »
2012 Legacy: The "Ehrmagerd" Girl
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2015 Classic: The Launch of "Giphy" Integration in Slack/FB
Why were we communicating in loops? Because 2015 was the year we...read more »
2015 Vintage: The "What are those?!" Meme
Why were the shoes so offensive? Because one guy with a camera a...read more »
2015 Classic: The "Dabbing" Trend
Why were we sneezing into our elbows? Because Cam Newton and eve...read more »
2012 Archive: The Launch of Tesla Model S
Why was the car so quiet? Because Elon Musk released an electric...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
You must construct additional laughs!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.