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2007 Legacy: The Launch of “BioShock”

 Why did we go under the sea? Because 2007 taught us that “A man chooses, a slave obeys,” and that giant guys in diving suits are surprisingly protective of little girls with needles.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator06/12/1998 16:22/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Burning_CDs11/21/1999 01:57I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Married_With_Kids08/17/2006 14:04Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Big_Snatch_Boris10/19/1997 10:21Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Rugrats_Tommy06/05/2007 02:47A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@PeanutButter_J12/06/2000 23:17It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Bad_Luck_Brian01/26/2001 05:27Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Ancient_Aliens_G03/23/2010 05:12I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Protoss_Pylon05/21/2013 19:13You must construct additional laughs!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/06/2007 06:14My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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