2021 Vintage: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken’s NFT sold for 10 ETH and he wanted a 30% cut.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

@Hotmail_Original07/12/2000 11:37Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@The_Mask_Smokin05/04/1998 04:15P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@OfficeWorker_9903/28/1995 22:03I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Blink_182_Mark02/18/2007 17:22What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Yugioh_Duelist05/08/2014 06:08You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/13/2015 17:06In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Tagged_Network12/14/1999 04:16You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!