1997 Archive: The Laptop “Portability”

My new laptop is “portable,” meaning I can move it from one room to another if I have a sturdy cart and a strong back.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

@Geocities_Neighbor04/22/2008 08:01Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/05/1998 16:37That still only counts as one laugh!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/10/2010 02:53I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Doge_Much_Funny03/20/2012 00:51Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler12/22/2012 05:30May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Technorati_Tag05/19/2005 07:56Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Railgun_Sniper12/18/2000 14:40I saw that laugh coming from across the map.