2005 Legacy: The Laptop Fingerprint Scanner

Why was the salesman licking his finger? He heard the new security sensor was “biometric” and he was confused.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/14/2004 23:18I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Sid_Meier_Fan12/17/2007 02:54Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Discman_Skipper11/11/2010 21:37Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Baywatch_Runner05/23/2003 21:15Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/30/1998 11:25I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Jesus_Quintana08/25/2003 23:43Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Speed_Racer_Go04/30/2007 11:14Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@True_Story_Neil02/18/2009 18:18True story! I was there!