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2012 Archive: The Lance Armstrong Fall

Why did the yellow “Livestrong” bracelets disappear overnight? Because the USADA released a report that demolished the myth of the seven-time Tour winner, turning a legend into the biggest doping scandal in history.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
Why was there a film crew on the pitch? Because the documentary b...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Classic: The Manchester City "115" Verdict?
Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world f...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper12/22/2012 21:47Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Full_House_Lover07/06/1998 18:00You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@X-Gen_Mark10/04/2010 11:42This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Antivirus_Pro09/16/1998 05:39No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Malware_Hunter08/01/2001 05:59Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Yugioh_Duelist06/26/2015 06:13You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@He_Man_Power10/04/1996 09:45I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Borat_Very_Nice05/02/2005 18:34Very nice! Great success!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/09/2010 21:15OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost07/02/1998 09:25Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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