1995 Classic: The Laboratory Rats (Again)

What’s the only downside of using lawyers in lab experiments? You might get attached to the rats.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Independence_Day02/18/1996 15:32Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Hotmail_Checker09/18/2010 23:44Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Toy_Story_Woody02/18/1996 05:00There is a joke in my boot!

@Clueless_Dionne10/29/2009 20:14Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/18/1998 05:06The magic man... is laughing!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/07/2007 23:06May I suggest another joke, sir?