1999 Archive: The Lab Result

“Your blood work is in.” “And?” “You’re 10% caffeine and 90% panic.”

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@Pikachu_Fan_8812/06/1999 03:26Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Chocolate_Rain06/24/2008 21:46I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler01/06/1995 09:14May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Tagged_Network05/05/2010 06:11You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Runescape_Noob01/16/2011 23:34Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Hat_Tip_Sir12/14/1998 05:43M’lady... this joke is superb.