Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Generative AI” study? Because the lawyers kept trying to sue the AI for “impersonating a genius.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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