2001 Archive: The Knee

“Your knee is shot.” “Can I get a transplant?” “Only if you can find a donor who hasn’t discovered the ‘Skip’ button on their exercise routine.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/16/1997 06:18A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Melrose_Place_Fan06/27/1995 05:49Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Loituma_Girl10/08/2010 12:59Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Chocolate_Rain01/27/1998 06:34I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Bernie_Mittens12/31/2003 15:06I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Web_Crawler_9604/17/1998 18:45Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Trogdor_Burn04/19/2005 09:46Burninating the countryside with laughter!