1998 Classic: The Knee

“Your knee is shot.” “Can I get a second opinion?” “Sure, your other knee is shot too.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9803/09/2007 04:52Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Requiem_Dreamer04/29/2013 05:02That was intense... and funny!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/09/1998 20:46The future is laughing at us.

@Success_Kid_Win11/03/2010 05:42Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Spawn_Camper_J08/09/2003 00:12I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Railgun_Sniper04/23/2013 02:04I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair04/12/2005 12:04I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Deal_With_It_G10/11/2007 08:26Deal with it. This is gold.