2010 Classic: The Kinect for Xbox 360

Why was everyone waving their arms at the TV? Because “You are the controller” meant we spent the day looking like we were swatting invisible bees.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »

In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/26/1998 10:19Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei08/31/1996 10:41You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Dodgeball_Pat08/02/2006 10:25If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Ermahgerd_Girl10/01/2006 22:58ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Harambe_Memories05/19/2010 20:17Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).