“I can read in the sunlight now!” “Are you going to read War and Peace?” “No, I’m going to read 1-star reviews of restaurants I’ve never been to.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!