Why did politicians hate it? Because she got more engagement with one picture of her “assets” than the entire G20 summit got for a 50-page communique on global trade.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The UK General Election
Why did Keir Starmer win such a massive majority? Because after 1...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Final 2024 Political Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Pivot"? Because we ended the year rea...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2024 Legacy: The X (Twitter) vs. Brazil
Why did a judge ban the app? To prove that even a billionaire’s "...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized th...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Wegovy" Craze
Why was everyone getting thin? Because in 2023, "Diet and Exercis...read more »
😜 More from category: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition
In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!