“I can balance a champagne glass on my… shelf.” “In this house, the only thing we’re balancing is the checkbook, and it’s looking very shaky.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
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2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
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A little girl and boy are...
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2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
That was intense... and funny!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
3D laughs are the best!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I choose to believe it’s funny.