Why was the aunt jumping out of the slow-moving car in the driveway? Because Drake asked “Kiki, do you love me?” and she felt legally obligated to dance next to the minivan.
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
First! And it’s funny!