Why was everyone crying in the NBA? Because KD called his mom “The Real MVP,” making every sports fan in America immediately call their parents to apologize for being ungrateful.
Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Waddle on over and read this!
Actually, it IS a cool story!