Why was Jaden Smith doing kung-fu in China? Because Jackie Chan realized that “Put on the jacket, take off the jacket” was the new “Wax on, wax off.”
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Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!