2022 Archive: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the “Prompt Engineer”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to make a computer do his job better.

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@CoolSkater9808/19/2007 19:05Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@SoundBlaster_AWE08/31/2013 03:27Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Daria_Morg04/29/2012 21:52My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Ghostbusters_V12/12/2012 08:18Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Goldmember_I_L12/09/1996 16:01I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/26/2009 13:48My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Android_Bot_9907/14/2002 17:43Beep boop. Humor recognized.