2018 Vintage: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the “Influencer”? He was afraid they’d try to “un-box” the verdict before it was read.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

@Lock_Stock_Two08/04/1999 21:07It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Offspring_Guy01/20/2001 14:30The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Napoleon_Dyna12/13/2013 14:24Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Lag_Victim_0107/26/2015 11:21I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Stick_Death_Fan10/22/2004 05:26Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Annoying_Orange12/17/2000 17:14Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!