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2015 Classic: The Jurassic World Premiere

Why did it break records? Because in 2015, we all wanted to see what happens when “Old Dinosaurs” take over a park—which is basically what happens every time Congress goes back into session.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Iran Deals” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George11/30/1997 00:18What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/30/2009 09:25One joke to rule them all!
@CRT_Brightness02/15/1995 03:04I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Men_In_Black_K07/02/2006 22:02We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/23/1995 00:06He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Dancing_Baby_9606/08/2007 05:08Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@IMVU_Chatter07/08/1998 20:113D laughs are the best!
@Arthas_Fan_0210/10/2006 04:25Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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