“Why are you running from the kids?” “I’m practicing my Chris Pratt raptor-training pose! It’s the only way they’ll stop screaming for five seconds.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
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The Wine Tasting
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
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The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
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51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!