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2019 Archive: The Jorge Masvidal 5-Second KO

Why did Ben Askren wake up in a different zip code? Because Masvidal landed a flying knee that ended the fight before the referee even finished saying “Go.”

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue01/04/1996 21:54Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Forrest_Gump_8810/31/1995 07:57Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@BBS_Sysop08/23/1999 07:20Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Coffee_Addict03/27/1996 08:50404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Offspring_Guy05/27/2007 15:41The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Heathers_Winona06/22/2006 05:47Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/16/2005 02:11Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

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