2003 Archive: The “Joint Terminal Attack Controller” (JTAC)

Why were they so popular? Because having a guy who can call in a B-1B bomber is like having a “Delete” button for any building that annoys you.

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@HTML_Hacker10/16/2015 02:36<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan01/27/2003 01:37Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Blink_182_Mark12/07/2002 20:54What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Digg_Submitter_0505/29/2001 14:59Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Deal_With_It_G10/22/1995 19:24Deal with it. This is gold.

@Anonymous_User09/24/2010 15:24We are many. We are laughing.